i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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