I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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