how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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