The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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