I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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