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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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