blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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