Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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