You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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