I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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