Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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