Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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