If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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