Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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