i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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