Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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