I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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