I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize