You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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