I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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