im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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