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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
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