He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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