dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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