oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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