Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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