Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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