Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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