Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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