ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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