I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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