She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I smell like Dick and happiness
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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