? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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