OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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