gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I will die if light touches me.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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