is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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