I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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