Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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