What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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