Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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