I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Cover your peen. We're going out.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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