how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
And then he peed in my hair
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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