ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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