were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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