Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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