I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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