yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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