im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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