I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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