what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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